You’re probably not coming here for the It factor – the Falcon Crest-era decor was undoubtedly tacky when it was new. No, you’re coming for the salty bartenders, the dramatic views and the stiff drinks. Try Mr. Kelly’s fish ‘n’ chips. Juicy and tender inside a fantastically crisp beer batter, the fish is a standout, but it’s the homemade French fries and tartar sauce that make the party. To drink: Iceberg vodka on the rocks, made with water harvested from 12,000-year-old icebergs. If you can harvest your own iceberg ice cubes, all the better.